About a year ago, I blogged about a nasty attack on an innocent Braille cell. Turns out that President Trump banned workers in the Trump tower from installing Braille numbers on the elevators. Now I’ve been known to attack a Braille cell, to go after it with a fingernail when the bumps clump together tighter than unstirred quinoa.
“But it’s required by law,” the workers protested, “the A.D.A.”
“I don’t care if it’s required by the A.D.D. or the I.U.D. or the U.t.i.” (He said something like that).
So, I shouldn’t have been surprised that there was a new ban, this time announced by the secretary of most cabinet posts in the Trump Administration, secretary of the treasury—Steve Mnuchin. “No Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill under Donald Trump’s watch.”
Harriet Tubman, banned? The most famous American slave escapee? The most famous “conductor” of the underground railroad? A Union spy during the Civil War?
Isn’t that like banning I don’t know—someone heroic, inspired, I mean, someone like, um, Moses?
But wait, Harriet was Moses!